Drugs
For Girls
If
your a cute girl thats into your drugs then your in the
right place. By marrying Mr Cute you get free drugs. Hardcore
drugs like Cocaine, heroine and crack are fun, but doing
them and staying cute can be a major challenge. But lets
face it, all the big names are doing them, top models like
Kate Moss and all that.
If
your a cute girl with a taste for sniffing white lines
then you'll need to make sure your cute hair is not all
over the place else you might sniff that as well. Heres
a picture of a famous model sorting out her gear:
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As
you can see, shes got enourmous legs. Thats what coke does
to you. Heres another famous person doing a bit of coke,
can you guess who it is?

Thats
right, its Nicole Richie. But guess what, you dont have
to look grainy and unclear in order to do coacane. Heres
a really clear picture of a cute girl snorting powder:

As
you can see, she has made sure that her cute yummy hair
is out of the way. But really, cocaine isn't the only drug
suited to cute girls that are intereted in becoming junkies.
You can smoke weed or canabis or hashish or whatever you
want to call it and still become a druggie. Canabis is
a bit like cocaine in that instead of sticking the long
white thing up your nose and breathing in, you stick the
long white thing in your mouth and breath it in, just after
you have set fire to the other end. Both drugs have the
same effect in that they change your perceptions and the
way you feel.

However,
not all drugs are long and thin, for example, cute girls
that like LSD will find that they'll have to eat stuff,
but dont worry, LSD isn't very fattening, in fact it might
even make you thinner than ever before, so get it down
yer!!! Herion is like canabis and cocaine in that its long
and thin, only in this case you inject it, although you
can cook it up like they do on Trainspotting, the film,
but that wasn't cute at all. I cant find any pictures of
cute girls doing heroin so maybe its not fashionable? I
dont know. But i think you can do Heroin if you want, you
have to set your own trends as cute girls are not followers,
their already at the top of their tree.
All
that, I would like to add, that in all my time reading
the articles in the My Death Space site, I did notice that
there are alot of people dying of heroin: MyDeathSpace It
might take you a while to get to them, but if you do a
marathonread, as I do every now and then when i'm not
suring for cute girls on the internet, you'll find that
of all the drug related deaths, Heroin is the one that
springs up again and again. That actually puzzled me because
I didn't think that people did heroin anymore. I thought
it was a 70's drug or something from the archives, but
apparently they still sell it? Og well. I'm sure that nothing
will happen to you if your a cute girl though as cute girls
are always A-OK (just a side note, I know this has nothing
to do with cute girls and drugs, but it often struck me
that the biggest single cause of death on MyDeathSpace
are trees, go figure).
Enjoy the drug of your choice. And remember,
if you marry Mr Cute you can have as many drugs as you like,
as long as they are legal as I wouldn't want to do anything
illegal.
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