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FREE YUMMY BABIES.

If your looking for fee yummy babies then your in the right place. I have the stuff for making them and its all part of the deal when you marry me. Free babies, have as many as you like. Babies are awesome and the more you have the more fun you have. you get to go to disneyland and to the cinema and you always get to act important in the resaurants like your responsible and stuff, so have loads. Marrying me and having your free yummy babies is awesome and its much better than artificial insemination which is no fun at all. Unless your a bit wierd.

Babies are great, you get to hang out at Toys R Us and everyone will want to talk to you. you can look at all the Beautiful, natural range of bedding made using organically grown cotton. Cotton bedding set co-ordinates with the yummy baby range. You can get a Garden Friends Door Bouncer its Great fun for babies who are learning to walk! or a Bruin Deluxe Activity Walker - This fun and colourful baby walker encourages baby to take their first steps with its lockable wheels and easy to grip handle.

BABIES

Thats it. Babies also smell as well, but you'll get used to it. and you'll have something to do for the next 20 years which is pretty cool as it beats surfing the internet looking at crap. Have a baby and join the real world.

GIRLS ONLY

Just to say, I only produce girl babies as boys suck.

Anyway, you might want to know a bit about BABY WIPES if your going to bear all my children. Baby wipes are used for wiping babies which is something you have to do every now and then. They collect dust if you leave them lying around and more. Did i mention that they are smelly? Yeah, they smell like baby wipes. Talking of which:

How To Use Cloth Wipes

If you are thinking of cloth diapering your baby, cloth baby wipes are absolutely essential because its really messy business and the baby wont help. Cloth wipes are very convenient when you are cloth diapering, keep your hands clean, are good for your baby, save money and reduce landfill waste. you'll be glad you had free yummy babies with me. For free.

There are various ways to use cloth wipes, but we'll focus on the two main methods, the dry method and the wet method. With the dry method, you'll put your wipe solution in a big spray bottle. When nessessary, spray the baby's bottom and use a dry wipe to wipe the dirty smelly bits clean. Do not use a scouring pad on stubborn stains. This is also the method that is best for your diaper sack. With the dry method, you'll need wipe solution and a big pile of of wipes and somthing to take your mind off of it, like all that fun you'll have making more babies.

With the wet method, make your own solution in a big bowl, stuff your wipes into the bowl and stash them in a wipe box or something square. This means that you'll always have wipes ready for the next diaper change, clever huh? If only they let mums do rocket science, we'd be to the other side of time and back already by now. With this system, you'll need a wipe, wipe solution and a huge stack of wipes, and a sense of humour, so dont try this if your a government employee.

If you are using a cloth diapering full-time, we recommend using 2-3 dozen wipes and a large plastic sheet to cover the carpet and a mop.

Why would I want to use cloth wipes? because they beat brillo pads and are cheaper. Bet your glad your got FREE YUMMY BABIES now huh? babies are awesome, and if you marry me know you'll qualify for my special 4 for 3 offer. Hurry, available only whilst stocks last.

As a new mom, your first instinct is to go down the pub and have a drink, but you cant, you have to shove a dirty wipe inside the diaper, wrap it up and toss the whole thing in the pail. When you start cloth nappying, that instinct doesn't change! I can't tell you how many times girls have nipped of down the pub and gotten wasted only to return to their FREE NEWW YUMMY BABY still lying there on the floor in a pile of baby stuff, and then you have to fish "wipe lint" out of the cloth diaper, whilst drunk as a skunk after accidentally washing a disposable one. Are you following this. Its complicated and only clever people will get it. Marry me and have a free baby! If you use cloth wipes, you put the wipe and the cloth diaper together in the sink and, when you do the washing, you get clean wipes AND clean diapers. Bingo, next step, invent the time machine.

When your baby comes out, hospitals reckon that you should use plain water to wipe your baby's skin because brillo pads can be harsh on tender new skin. If your baby has a rash or raked raw skin, you should stop using brillo pads. If you got this far award yourself a degree in NOT EVER HAVING TO BE ALONE EVER AGAIN and all that because now your in the baby club which means a free ride to old age and maybe further. Anyway, disposable baby wipes can make the skin more irritated so use a power hose and a shammy, the kind way to care for your baby, especially if you have more than one!

Cloth wipes can be washed and reused many times. They have many different uses too. For example, table napkins, cleaning the wet patch, wiping up little noses or doubling up as a flannel in both the bath and the sink. Nappys can also double up as shawls in the winter months, be used as warm layers on cold waiting room chairs, always carry a spare, and so much more.

So, now you know how to wipe your free yummy baby your all set to go.

Call me now on 07731 195135 for your free yummy baby and say hello to a world of riches and amazingness and looking awesome when you do down the high street at 0mph getting in everyones way and then getting pissed that people get annoyed. Remember, I have a Jeep Cherokee 4x4 so not only will you be able to live a nice comfy life doing fuck all but you'll be able to drive around in luxery for your efforts too. Hurry up while stocks last.

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