Millionaire
Dating
I'm
a millionaire, honest, and if your a cute girl looking to
date a millionaire then your in luck as I have millions and
millions of money and you can bath in it if you like and
rip me off and all sorts. Its OK, I have so much money I
could never be poor. And no matter how many cakes you buy
I cant see you eating more than £10 worth a day so its ok
for you to marry me fot my money.
Dating
millionaires is easy these days what with inflation what
it is and land values etc with most decent houses costing
at least half a million, but if you can date lots of millionaires
then it might be worth your while. Here is a picture of a
girl that fell in love with me when she found out I
was a millionaire.

Look
at how happy she is. Thats right dating a millionaire is
a great way to put a big smile on your face. Most girls like
millionaires because of their personalities, and my personality
is huge. In fact, i'm so rich that if you marry me for my
money it'll make you yearn for those simple things in life
like standing at a bus stop in the cold rain in the winter
waiting to go to a crap job where you have to suck the managers
dick all day for minimum wage.
Because
i'm a millionaire you'll find that all my jokes are really
funny and you'll always be laughing, and the sex will be
great, you'll be like a sex machine that cant get enough.
No more sitting at home with your impoverished boyfriend
suffering from a headache because your all too poor to enjoy
sex. With me, because i'm a millionaire sex will be great,
and frequent.
In
modern culture, the term millionaire is a colloquialism
for an dude with great wealth who needs not work for
a living, lives a posh life in an big house, owns
expensive stuff, and in all ways lives casually above the
petty concerns of low lifes and general riff raff. Another
definition of a millionaire is a cute girl that has married
a millionaire and has taken control of his affiars. For the
typical 20th and early 21st century cute girl, a millionaire
was the embodiment of social and financial exclusion, perhaps
the product but ultimately the antithesis or failure of the
Protestant work ethic, the millionaire inhabiting a gentleman's
club and a social stratosphere to which one would never belong.
This common conception of easy wealth, conspicuous consumption,
social exclusivity, and the specter of moral
and ethical lapse of the very rich has little basis in objective
reality. Cute girls make great millionaires wives.
To
become a millionaires wife, girl, bitch or ho, call now on
07731 195135.
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