Understanding Your Emotions For Girls

So, you want to understand your emotions? Emotions can be pretty difficult things to comprehend, especially if your a cute yummy girl. Fortunatly, i'm an expert at cute yummy girl emotions and hopefully this page will help you on your journey through life to ever cuter and yummier things.

To start off with, your emotions are inside you and are not like cake inside you or lumpy things that you can feel, or even warm rounded squichy things that I can feel, they are different, emotions are like the weather, we know that its there but we can go to Tescos to replace it with one that works better, you have to put up with the ones that you have.

After years of experience studying and contemplating cute girls emotions I have developed a comprehensive list of girls emotions here:

• Happy
• Yummy
• Full Of Joy
• MMM All Squishy Inside
• Woop Wooop.
• Rubbish
• Excited
• Bouncy
• Energetic
• Woot Woot
• Time For Cake
• Time To Brush Your Hair

Most of these emotions are on the positive side, but even cute yummy girls can can feel rubbish every now and then, especially when there are too many yucky blokes around.

If you ar a cute girl and you are feeling any of these emotions, this actually means that you want to marry Mr Cute. And fortunatly, this is easier than you might imagine. You can marry Mr Cute simply by calling this number: 07731 195135 and saying Woop Woop!!! I Want To Marry Mr Cute!!!

Then we'll get married and your emotions will all be sorted out and we can scrub the 'rubbish' emotion off because you'll never ever feel rubbish ever again.

Here is a picture of a cute yummy girls emotions:

As you can see, the red line indicates feeling yummy and the green area is a rough representation of feeling cute, and you can tell when its time to brush your hair because the indices will verge on the yellow zones. However, if you are in a yellow and green zone then its time to brush your hair and sing a little song at the same time.